(x)I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I eat like its a sport)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
(x)I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (idc wut anyone says I speak my mind when I need to so back off)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Maybe I will but I'm not christian or catholic so it don't matter)
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I'm BUDDHIST, so I MUST meditate all the time and act like a monkey.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
(x)I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm not drinking lol)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. ( dance but i'm not a dancer)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (I treat ppl wit respect so screw off)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
(x)I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (RICAHRD BELZER IS FUCKING HAWT ((I'm screwed up OTL)))
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
(x)I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (well, maybe Whos looking

)
I'm CHINESE, so I MUST say eat cats
(x)I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (well some ppl say I'm pretty some ppl say I'm fugly but who knows i'm sleeping around? I'm not and not going to anytime soon.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
(x)I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I dress to show I can be me not Fall in a crowd soo You'll find me in a crowd trust me

)
(x)I'm INTO THEATER or ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
(x)I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Maybe I am

)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
(x)I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Maybe but not posing for anyone other then for me >

)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
(x)I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (HAIL HITLER

)
(x)I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (Gay ppl are some of the funniest ppl to be with

)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
(x)I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. (well I may look good in colors but i don't look good like freaking Beyonce or something XD I'm not the lucky puerto rican XD)
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
(x)I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (Awelllllll who cares

)
(x)I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (Maybe the tv is getting to me xDDD)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
(x)I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (To some ppl maybe but atleast i'm eating my lunch not throwing it back up

)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
(x)I'm MIXED SO I MUST BE SCREWED UP. (Of course I am who isn't

)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
(x)I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Awesome

)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
(x)I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (Who isn't these days?)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
(x)I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.(some ppl these days aren't any good looking xD)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
(x)I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Partays are funnn :3)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
(x)I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I accept all kinds of art except stolen or recolored stuyff like dat)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(x)I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm a sick person

)
(x)I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Mommmyyy they starteddd itttt)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I'd never get my hair like that EVER)
(x)I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (Excuse me for being me

)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
(x)I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. (comics are fun to read

)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
(x)I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (I love being called a freak it sets my day

)
(x)I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO FIND RICHARD BELZER OR MIKE MYERS IN PERSON DOESN'T MEAN I'M A STALKERRRR >W>)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I wouldn't say i'm the brightest crayon in the box...)
(x)I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (WOOHOO FOR BACOONATERS AND BEING LOUD I LOVE AMERICA HOME OF DA FREEE AND INCORRECT SPELLING~!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I like writing

)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
(x)I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Its true, but.. Mom said something i find offensive only to me.. Awell)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. (I LIKE HATS)
(x)I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (I only like drawing it

)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
(x)I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (stupid world depending on me xD)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
(x)I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (YEAHH FOR BEING A LOSERRRRRRR)
(x)I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. (I like hugging trees the most depressing thing is they can't hug back

)
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE. (cartoons suck now OTL)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
(x)I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Screww offf)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
(x)I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (YOUR EITHER GAY OR EUROPEAN

)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
(x)I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Derp derp derpp)
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
(x)I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I have my own beliefs thanks

)
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST be a bad influence
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
(x)I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (I don't like making ppl worry ya knoww)
(x)I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see. (Truee)
I draw ANIME, so I MUST NOT care about life drawing/realism. ((I do care...))
I am a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a moronic, intolerant bible-thumper.
(x)I am a VIRGIN so I MUST be naïve. (Maybe

)
(x)I get OBSESSED, so I MUST be psycho. (Dansing~!

))
(x)I like YURI, so I MUST pair every girl character I see. (Not trueee XD)
That quiz was fun. Who ever took that quiz and got offendeded u must be soo lonely and get hurt a lot. Soo take the quiz its fun
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